neoacidcreep

I feel like a rapist, merely lacking in intent. 

Prowling the streets at night, I exude an aura of evil, it is merely a self-defense mechanism that might be overly developed.  It keeps the riff-raff away,  I see how women respond to my downward turned glance, inflated chest, furrowed brow, and clenched fist.  Randomly cackling at some unheard joke and making faces to amuse myself complete the look of a deranged sociopath on the hunt for his next victim.

...this could all be in my head though.

I can see guys exerting typical alpha male behavior when I encroach upon them and their mate.  Everything about their mannerisms screams fear.

Related note:

The itty-bitty pieces of material slug tightly across perky nubile feminine flesh remind me that I am in fact not gay.  Watching a trio of early twenties-late teenagers lather lotion, adjust bikinis, tee-hee, and giggle at each other, noting the wonderful curves each process or how something so innocuous as attempting to remove a smudge from a mound of boob-meat can drive me fucking nuts.  I can't help but keep glancing over, keep looking at each individually delectable body part in turn.  Ugh, drives me fucking wild.  Then just like every other good dream, the alarm clock sounds crashing the illusion. 

My headphones fall silent for all of two seconds and her piercing shriek "stay away from me you fucking one legged bird!" cuts over the din of the beach revelers.  Just like that I find myself wishing I was gay.

You could just hear it in her voice that she was trying to get attention, they all are.  These innocuous actions aren’t, they are meticulously planned and staged actions for the direct outcome of drawing attention, of having guys look at them.  The entire idea of the bikini is merely another modality of the same latent expression, i.e. “look at me!”

Not to mention that you are on a public fucking beach!  There are kids and mothers and foreigners and teachers and priest and grandmothers and every other type of person milling around that you do not piercingly scream the fucking f-word.  It’s just tasteless.

If have figured out the perfect way to not eat!  Only buy black beans, undercook them in the Crockpot, and add bacos!  It is such a bland flavor and ill textured food source you will constantly ask yourself if you are hungry enough to actually eat the shit.

What else.

Oh, Obama.  Does anyone else have this deep fear that he is “the black president”?  I keep hearing how much he is going to change shit-he’s black, how Martin Luther King’s dream came true-he’s black, he’s going to shake stuff up-he’s black, he’s for the average man-he’s black!  Blah, blah, blah.

Why is no one talking about how he stuttered taking the oath for office?  Why does no one see that he is still a Politian, still bred for success and raised up in luxury?

I am afraid that white guilt is going to make excuses for anything this guy does or that America will expect less then because he is black.  It’s a disservice to the President.  He is the President first black second.  He isn’t the embodiment of King’s ideal, the American people are, although I have suspicions that people voted for him because he was black not for his politics; king’s dream was to live in harmony, all people of all colors, Every American that voted Obama encapsulates King’s dream.

I voted McCain…can’t always pick the winners I guess.

What an affront to this political figure though.  I keep hearing comments about how he is going to fix things, even though, upon questioning, the person has no tangible reason for this belief outside of the fact that he himself is different.  And is he really that different?

Are political figureheads ever really that different?  They all come from money, and money begets money, they are sent to private schools and sheltered away from the lower classes.  They are groomed to go to the right schools and join the right clubs.  Politicians are made not born.

He will hopefully get the rest of the world off our nut sack for four years.  It is slightly amazing that parties were happening in London watching his speech live.  That’s good for foreign affairs, and I know so many people voted him into office based on his foreign policy, not because he said he was going to pull out of Iraq and tax refunds.

Which if anyone is reading the papers, the earliest we can pull out is 2010, the Iraqi government doesn’t want us to leave until the situation is stabilized, they merely want large control of American military operations.  And wasn’t Bush ridiculed for offering to fix the economy with a tax refund check?  Why is Obama’s plan less ridiculous?  Oh, wait, that’s right because he’s black.

I don’t even know what I am saying, political rant turned into axe grinding.

I wrote the most offensive statement I have ever thought-up, I give you…The Insult:

“Just cause your daddy only told you he loved you when you were wiping his cum off you face...(insert appropriate action)”